Terminator Jesus - I'll Be Back - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Red distressed text below reads

Red distressed text below reads "OF BEER

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Navy woodcut-style illustration of a donkey standing in profile on a patch of grass

Eternal salvation has never had a sleazier pitch

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Terminator Jesus - I'll Be Back - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Red distressed text below readsPromising to return after three days with that level of confidence is either divine prophecy or a Cyberdyne product guarantee. Either way, nobody's arguing with the red eye. The Details: Split face cartoon portrait shows Jesus on the left with brown hair, beard, blue eye, and robed shoulders, while the right half reveals a metallic endoskeleton with a glowing red eye. A red radiant starburst surrounds the head like a halo. Bold red futuristic text